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640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates
If you can't make it good
I guess we still have some bugs to work out. - Bill Gates
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Dogs crawl under gates
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Have you crashed your Windows today?
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
If at first you don't succeed
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
To whom the gods destroy
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\
Walk through doors
Windows is to a Macintosh what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: The Gates of hell.
You're throwing it all out the Windows!
Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive
backwards with the handbrake on.
Marcin Kadziolka
No Windows 95 - 95% of problems less.
Radosław Gancarz
Windows nieużywany zanika.
Radosław Gancarz
Microsoft! Which end of the stick do you want today?
George Bonser
Fer sell cheep: Micrasuft Spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Artur Bartnicki
Windows95 (noun): 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16
bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of
competition.
Blender